If you give a mom a messy kitchen…

If you give a mom a messy kitchen…
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Warning: what you are about to read contains some not so secret information about my particular dysfunctions. If you would prefer to continue to see me as the perfect mom and wife, I suggest that you stop reading now and come back when I have a good recipe to share…ahem…
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If you give a mom a messy kitchen, she will ask you for a sponge to go with it.

Once she starts cleaning she will ask for a computer to distract her from the task she doesn’t like.

When the show that she watches is over, (probably back episodes of LOST), she will have to do a search to find blogs about some LOST theories.

Once she has read all the blogs she will want to look at some other blogs about food.
When she is reading about food she will think about the yogurt that needs to be made and will remember that her kids need to eat lunch and will have to stop everything to make something.

While she is cooking she will realize that her kitchen is very messy…
and she might just go hide in her room…

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5 Comments
  • Anonymous
    Mar 3, 2010 at 5:16 am

    You make me laugh! Though I'm a bit frightened because I do see you, perhaps not as the "perfect" wife and mother, but definitely one that I think of as a superior model of the modern woman. So I'm reading this with caution…

    (I must admit that I'm a bit taken aback by your candid admission of your computer viewing habits.)

  • Anonymous
    Mar 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Awesome…
    -judah

  • Mar 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    UMM do I have a secret web cam in my house or something that you have been spying on me with! Good grief, this could be me.

  • Mar 3, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    We are so related! Love you!

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